I've been reminding anyone within earshot of my special dispensation from the doctor to not let water touch my head.
"Doctor said no wash hairs!"
It's been such a success that this afternoon I decided to modify the prescription;
"Doctor said no wash hands!"
Unfortunately this appeared to go too far. Not even a doctor of philosophy* would prescribe such a thing.
*Unless there's someone out there with a PHD on why we shouldn't wash our hands. If there is, please tell them to contact me directly!
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So what's going to happen when the two days are up?
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