Mum and dad try to be cool about food.
They don't want to be those parents who obsess about how many mouthfuls I eat.
But there are times that my effort just doesn't justify getting any dessert.
And that's when I'm told 'one more mouthful and then you can have ice-cream'
But sometimes I don't want one more mouthful.
Fortunately I think I found a loophole today.
I opened my mouth wide, and let dad put the spoon in.
Then, after he said 'good boy' and turned around to get me my ice-cream, I spat the food out.
Yeah, I'm so clever. Or so I thought.
Unfortunately the food landed on mum's shiny clean floor. Apparently swallowing is the main part of the whole 'eating experience'.
I was not met with smiles. Or ice cream.
Lesson learned. For now...
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