Gone home

I've been having some troubles on the loo lately.

And that's led to a few false alarms.

'Time a do a poo Mum!' I shout.

We race for the toilet.

I try hard before shaking my head sadly.

'He gone' I tell Mum, 'He gone home to his house'

* Want a cure for constipation? Drink 700ml of prune juice over a couple of hours like I did.