Noah: (pointing to right leg) I got a sore leg, Mummy.
Mum: What happened to it?
Noah: It got kicked.
Mum: Really? Who kicked it?
Noah: (pointing to left leg) This leg did, Mummy.
Mum: Uh oh! Your leg kicked your other leg?
Noah: Yes it did, Mummy. Naughty leg! (smacks left leg hard)
Mum: So now I guess you've got two sore legs.
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