I discovered something.
It's on me.
Between my legs.
Like any good explorer I named it.
"Didee"
Nobody knows why I've named it my 'didee' - but after a few chuckles around the house mum and dad decided we should call things by their proper names. According to some expert you should call things by their proper name to avoid confusion and embarrassment.
So dad told me "it's not a 'didee' it's a 'penis' ".
And then he repeated the word a few times.
"Penis, penis, penis"
He tried not to laugh, but he thought the whole conversation was hilarious. And embarrassing, when he discovered the window was open!
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