Global warming

It was cold today. Coldest day I've ever lived through. In fact, it was the coldest day around here for about fifty years. So we went with layers.

I wore my Nundle woolen sock-booty things over my wondersuit and Anita's crocodile jumper over my top (it's still too big for me, but mum rolled up the sleeves, and kept the hood off, and it fitted reasonably well).

And to think scientists are worried about global warming! They're obviously not being taken into a cold room in the middle of the night, plonked on a change table, and having a cold wet baby wipe smeared all over their rear ends.